No good deed goes unpunished.

[uglor]

I went to Highlander last night for Nick's farewell trivia. We lost, and Nick will be leaving town in shame, but that's another story. At one point Nick wandered off, then returned with a girl named Urmy. She said she was a sociology PhD at Emory, and had a mildly terrified look in her eyes as she watched us.

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[thies]

she stole my Special Olympics hoodie!

stealing from handicapped people is the worst! >:(

[lorigami]

if it might not wind up with a charge of sexual assault, it would have been funny to put all her clothes on inside out, her shoes on the wrong feet and let her wake up and wonder. Getting that drunk and asking a strange guy to drive you home is idiotic and she needs to get scared right out of that habit.

[lizerati]

I agree here.

However, my comedic mind really thinks it would be devious to move things around ever so slightly. Wallet in outside pocket of purse instead of inside. Random purse items in pockets. Hair in ponytail when it was down all night. Etc... just enough to make her feel like she's going crazy.

[mathslut]

I like this thread. You could also have followed the epic legend of Shaggz and left her on a bridge with only one shoe.

[nicker]

Any chance Nick got her number so you have a shot at getting your hoodie back? What a class act :-/

[uglor]

A friend found her listing on an Emory website. Said she was cute, and asked why I didn't get her number.

I found some of her notes in the back seat of my car. Perhaps I can track her down and organize a hostage swap.

[schquee]

Wow, you are a saint. I would have dropped her off at the nearest police station if she pulled that shit on me.

[achariya]

This makes me happy.