- TRANSLATION - TATSU-GUMI VOL.166
So!
Line up in a row immediately!
So I can calf kick you in order!
Q: Ueda-kun, love chu, love chu chu
A: You...
Since I'm quite irritated
I'll demote you to a kobudai (kind of fish)
Q: I'm a fan of JUMP, but I fell in love with Tacchan and I went to your tour for the first time. KAT-TUN make a lot of dirty jokes it surprised me, but I've come to like them more and more
A: Oh~
Thank you
Sorry sorry
It's because it's a gathering of guys... lol
Q: I'm thinking of doing black magic, but what do you think?
A: Don't like it
Q: Hello, Ueda-kun!! Among vegetables, which one is the funniest to cut? For me it's burdock!
A: You
Q: President Ueda Tatsuya-sama
My daughter has been a KAT-TUN fan for nine years, she attends the 6th year of elementary schools now but her favourite songs are SADISTIC LOVE and DESIRE. Is my daughter okay as a KAT-TUN fan? It's right, right?
A: It's right
I'll look forward to her growth
Q: Thank you for having held the live!
I'm thankful to KAT-TUN
I'm thankful to Kamenashi Kazuya
I'm thankful to Ueda Tatsuya
I'm thankful to Nakamaru Yuichi
I'm thankful to the staff
I'm thankful to all the people and equipment
Who else should I be thankful to?
A: Be thankful to the parents who gave birth
Q: Thank you for your hard work, president. For starters, I'll be sending a virus to you, president. Thank you for the one to one battle.
-the person who wrote this started to put random kanji and characters which cannot be translated any way xD-
A: Then, me too
I'll send you a curse
Kobudai kobudai kobudai kobudai kobudai kobudai kobudai kobudai kobudai kobudai kobudai kobudai kobudai kobudai kobudai kobudai kobudai kobudai kobudai kobudai kobudai become a kobudai~!
Q: What will happen to me as I can't even think of any sh*tty-like question?
A: Kobudai
Q: Even if you hate me, please never hate KAT-TUN!!!!!!
A: Don't worry
To begin with, I don't hate KAT-TUN
I hate you, so it's okay
Q: Is it true that Teranishi Takuto-kun (Johnny's jr) is not good at skipping rope?
A: True true lol
He's so bad I almost felt sick
His beauty is spoiled lol
Q: The day after I participated to the live, I was thinking of Tacchan while I was going to school in the morning and I took a whole wrong way. Furthermore, it wasn't even the first time. I'm glad I didn't get involved into any traffic accident or anything else, from now on I'll be careful!
A: It's no joke, so be really careful
By no means
you're not promoted to a higher status!
Rather than that, you'll only be demoted!
Line up in a row immediately!
So I can calf kick you in order!
Q: Ueda-kun, love chu, love chu chu
A: You...
Since I'm quite irritated
I'll demote you to a kobudai (kind of fish)
Q: I'm a fan of JUMP, but I fell in love with Tacchan and I went to your tour for the first time. KAT-TUN make a lot of dirty jokes it surprised me, but I've come to like them more and more
A: Oh~
Thank you
Sorry sorry
It's because it's a gathering of guys... lol
Q: I'm thinking of doing black magic, but what do you think?
A: Don't like it
Q: Hello, Ueda-kun!! Among vegetables, which one is the funniest to cut? For me it's burdock!
A: You
Q: President Ueda Tatsuya-sama
My daughter has been a KAT-TUN fan for nine years, she attends the 6th year of elementary schools now but her favourite songs are SADISTIC LOVE and DESIRE. Is my daughter okay as a KAT-TUN fan? It's right, right?
A: It's right
I'll look forward to her growth
Q: Thank you for having held the live!
I'm thankful to KAT-TUN
I'm thankful to Kamenashi Kazuya
I'm thankful to Ueda Tatsuya
I'm thankful to Nakamaru Yuichi
I'm thankful to the staff
I'm thankful to all the people and equipment
Who else should I be thankful to?
A: Be thankful to the parents who gave birth
Q: Thank you for your hard work, president. For starters, I'll be sending a virus to you, president. Thank you for the one to one battle.
-the person who wrote this started to put random kanji and characters which cannot be translated any way xD-
A: Then, me too
I'll send you a curse
Kobudai kobudai kobudai kobudai kobudai kobudai kobudai kobudai kobudai kobudai kobudai kobudai kobudai kobudai kobudai kobudai kobudai kobudai kobudai kobudai kobudai become a kobudai~!
Q: What will happen to me as I can't even think of any sh*tty-like question?
A: Kobudai
Q: Even if you hate me, please never hate KAT-TUN!!!!!!
A: Don't worry
To begin with, I don't hate KAT-TUN
I hate you, so it's okay
Q: Is it true that Teranishi Takuto-kun (Johnny's jr) is not good at skipping rope?
A: True true lol
He's so bad I almost felt sick
His beauty is spoiled lol
Q: The day after I participated to the live, I was thinking of Tacchan while I was going to school in the morning and I took a whole wrong way. Furthermore, it wasn't even the first time. I'm glad I didn't get involved into any traffic accident or anything else, from now on I'll be careful!
A: It's no joke, so be really careful
By no means
you're not promoted to a higher status!
Rather than that, you'll only be demoted!