That Caniving Carnivore

[uberweasel]

I was accosted by a sea bear this weekend while visiting Sarasota. It was unpleasant to say the least. The surreptitious submariner emerged from his slumber of questionable existence precisely as I was attempting to board a kayak. He cut short my day of aquatic adventure. He also cut up my arm pretty well

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[thelionesslives]

Your use of the word "attempts" in this entry's tagging implies that nothing concrete was accomplished on my part. I feel required to note that through this event I acquired the two new achievements:
Baby Goat
First Blood

[icetray]

I'm surprised everyone doesn't already have an "elena's murder attempts" tag in their journal.

[thelionesslives]

clearly my attempts are either to sneaky to be noticed or i need to widen my range of targets. *adds latter to to do list*

[dumwytgi]

That sounds pretty unpleasant, but it's written rather amusingly. Not sure if I should smile or gasp...

You toy with my emotions, Drew.

[patina]

I never doubt aquatic ursines.