[The communicator turns on, but there's a bit of fiddling and static before she can get it to work. Anyone listening can hear what sounds like muffled swearing. Finally, the video switches on, and there's an attractive young blonde woman peering at the screen, wearing what looks like armor and a loose leather-and-gold collar around her neck. Her
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As for rules - there aren't any, specifically, that you can enforce. I presume you are a police captain rather than an army one, si? Every warden enforces rules on their own inmate, of their own choice. Which, I am fully aware, has all sorts of difficulties of its own.
What would a blanket do?
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So there's... what no law at all, here, then? It's just up to us to decide what we want to enforce? [She raises a brow, mouth twisting wryly.] Feels just like home.
Haven't you ever dealt with a boogeyman before?
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No law at all. In theory, if you want to let your inmate get away with murder, you can. But... that being said, we try to uphold some kind of standards between us. So yes, feels just like home to some of us, too.
Not with a blanket. How is it done?
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Well, what sort of standards, then? The sort that allow for murder? [She sounds more curious than judgmental, really.]
It's a pretty simple theory, really, although a bit nasty. The boogeyman goes away when you hide under the blanket, right? So if you cover him with a blanket...
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The idea is that it actually causes less theft overall, given quotas and restrictions, and the fact that the guild itself is pretty... intense about unlicensed thieves. But the downside is, you then find yourself having to explain the system to other people.
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...Sorry, I'm still...not entirely sure what it is we're talking about?
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...well, we have been getting a lot of whitemail complaints, actually. It seems someone's been threatening to reveal Chrysoprase's secret charitable donations.
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Welcome, I'm Dr. Martha Snape-Jones and I'm a warden here as well. We don't really have loads of rules here, I'm afraid.
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So I'm told, anyway. Funny -- I became a cop to get away from places like that.
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Where are you from?
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Originally? Uberwald. But I'm of the Ankh-Morpork Watch, considering there isn't one in Uberwald.
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...and I have the sense a certain amount of behavior is tolerated than wouldn't be either in your home or mine.
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And can you give me an example?
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Regarding the communicator, if you want the "what it does", no, the knowledge shouldn't be too much of a burden. If the "how it functions", how tedious do you find mechanical talk?
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...Just give me the simple answer, thank you.
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