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[ubers_impostor]

Yesterday started out like any other normal day. After work I had a really deep massage, which was amazing.. then I went over to the parents' house to borrow some shoes from my mom. They made me some dinner so as I was eating, my mom abruptly starts talking about how she knows I smoke and that if I want to at the house she will leave an ashtray

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[missy_righteous]

oh my gosh... and why didn't you call me to tell me this??