i never take cabs, but one time i did (my friend's car got towed and we had to get to the impound quick), my friend, whose car was towed, sat in the front seat while the rest of us sat in the back. My friend in the front starts beatboxing, and then after about 2 minutes turns to the cab driver and says, "Yo, when the fuck are you gonna start bustin' lyrics, son? I'm not gonna beatbox all night!"
It was fuckin HILARIOUS. the cab driver was fuckin SHOCKED.
nothing. but my friend kept beatboxing but with more animation. then he starts popping. it was pretty damn funny because i know the cab driver was scared.
Good story, last Tues night I had a very different conversation with a cab driver. He told me that no girls wanted him because he was a cab driver. I told him that I was sure that there would be at least one, if not many, women who would like to date him. I also agreed that many women can be shallow s h i t s, as are many men, but that it makes it that much more sweet when you do find the good ones. I also told him that I would worry if my husband/man was a cab driver.
Then I don't remember what else we talked about...too many gin and tonics....
for every "good" cab story I can tell, I have a bad one.
Like the one about the dude who jerked off knowing lahela and i were too out of it to object....that sucked.
Yeah, this guy had been around. You could just tell. He was really sweet and good-natured too. And the fact that he looked like a Paki George Clooney I'm sure didn't hurt.
I don't ride in a lot of cabs, but I get catcalled from guys in cars a lot. So that's basically EXACTLY the same. Great story, though, and the parties you go to always look so fun.
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It was fuckin HILARIOUS. the cab driver was fuckin SHOCKED.
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Then I don't remember what else we talked about...too many gin and tonics....
for every "good" cab story I can tell, I have a bad one.
Like the one about the dude who jerked off knowing lahela and i were too out of it to object....that sucked.
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And the party consisted of five people - more of a gathering catered like a party. But carving pumpkins kicks ass.
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