cause we don't hear the whole thing often enough

[ubercub]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it."

Comments

[kevynjacobs]

There was a young lady from Venus
Whose body was shaped like a...

(I always wondered what Data would have said if Picard hadn't interrupted him!)

[arisbranwin]

Never heard that one. o.o; I'm so out of the dirty lymeric loop.

[worldwidefiddy]

There once was a guy from Maine.
Whose big dick brought him fame.
And he spoils me rotten
When he slaps my bottom
So that's why I call out his name.
:)

[ubercub]

Awesome, lol

[jediknightcub]

You know, I never knew the rest of the limerick until today. :D

Thank you!

Although, I guess I could have used The Google to find it...