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[uber_boob]

I woke up this morning fully clothed, with shoes, and a satin, green DKNY tie tied around my head. The tie is my brother's birthday present from me to him

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[uber_boob]

I really miss being topless and scared to death that Timmins was going to walk in, see me, and die of heart failure.

[orangebroccoli]

Those were great times, my friend. I will never, ever forget that day: "Hellooooooooo? Okay, I'm coming in! And I'm gonna take my shirt off! Okay!"

Speaking of Timmins, remember how he would always randomly join in our conversations in the hallway? And that one time you were talking about him you yelled, "And Mr. Timmins, I know you just heard that because you are always listening to me! And it's kind of creepy! Just thought you should know!"

I miss you.

[uber_boob]

I miss you too. I want to come visit.
Do we all have Monday off? I think we do. Damn.

[orangebroccoli]

Come Tuesday.

[uber_boob]

easier said than done.

[orangebroccoli]

Tell your mom you have to go sell pot to some fourth graders and you'll be home at around 4.

[uber_boob]

hahahaw, that'll go well.

[sarrchasm]

OMG! So grood!

[uber_boob]

thanks! he needs some work though. Bigger teeth, hair, + more wrinkles and a longer face and I think I'm set.

[orangebroccoli]

Yeah, right now it looks like the guy who played Kerry on SNL. And also a little bit like Mike Kane.