The Marriage of Figaro- Abridged for today's audiences- Act II

[tytaniaherself]

Act II

Countess: *aria- My Life Sucks*

Susanna enters

Countess: So, tell me all about how the count tried to smex you.

Susanna: No need, we covered all that in act one.

Countess: Coolio, let's deal with Cherubino's problem.

Figaro enters

Figaro: Not to worry, I have a brilliant plan. We'll dress Cherubino up as a chick and trick the Count into trying to

Comments

More, more, more!

[anonymous]

Please, the next acts! ASAP, please?

Then, could you please do Die Entführung aus dem Serail? And maybe Rigoletto?

[zansidhe]

Genius!! And now I'm picturing Hvorostovsky standing there in all his chest baring shirt yumminess with a hammer.