Stark's Apartment, NYC, Thursday

[tyler_back]

So Tyler had spent his day bitching at everyone in the gym, and had been way too honesty with the people who paid his salary.

He'd finally got sent home for calling someone who wanted to fight him his first day in the gym delusional.

"I hate the world and I need a drink," he yelled into the living room. This ... passed for hello.

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[not_ironmaiden]

"Scotch is in the kitchen," Tony replied, finishing up one last email about how he could pay a monkey to throw shit at a wall and get more results.

...this was to his lawyer, sadly.

[tyler_back]

"So glad you didn't empty it today," Tyler said, going off to pour himself a healthy glass. "I would have had to go to the store and I don't fucking feel like it."

[not_ironmaiden]

"It's the second bottle of the day," Tony admitted. "Pepper has put a block on my outgoing calls and emails until this runs it's course."

She was smart like that.

"I would be so lost without her."

[tyler_back]

"You would be, so it's a good thing she has a thing about taking care of you and will stick around as long as you want her," Tyler said. "I try but I'm not really the nurturing type."

He blinked. "Apparently this thing watches a lot of Oprah. Great."