Why did I think this was a good idea?

[tyki_tock]

I have here two princelings.

Both blonds.

Both children.

Both as spoiled as they come.

Please send alcohol.

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[sexforbreakfast]

Geez, finally.

[tyki_tock]

Finally what?

[sexforbreakfast]

I've had this letter lying around for the past few hours without having a proper address for it.

[tyki_tock]

Let me guess - for Rufus?

Have no fear, Dark. I'll deliver your boyfriend back to you when he remembers you, and no harm done.

I don't believe we've been formally introduced, by the way. I'm Tyki Mikk.

[mykekkaiisemo]

Eh? Children shouldn't drink!

[tyki_tock]

I didn't say it was for them. Though dosing them in small amounts might help them sleep and keep them out of my hair.

My mother used to do that with sherry when I was young and I turned out all right.

[mykekkaiisemo]

Oh? I've never tried it...

Maybe you should give the children to someone else to take care of? That is, unless they're yours...

[tyki_tock]

They're afflicted by the virus, so they're mentally children, but physically adults. They're not mine but I made a commitment of sorts to care for them until the virus has worn off. Besides, there really isn't anyone I can fob them off onto.

[mortally]

I've got three exorcists and a vampire.

One exorcist is six and afraid of her own appearance.

Another exorcist is chasing the third while I distract the guards.

The vampire is a newborn and I have to provide blood for her somehow.

You're luckier.

[tyki_tock]

I wish I had your luck. Exorcists would be a lot more fun. For me.

You can keep the vampire.

[mortally]

Haha. Keep away from my exorcists.

The vampire is my sister.

[tyki_tock]

You're no fun at all. ;)

You have a vampire sister? Interesting.

[clockmaster]

You think you got it worse? I have to deal with the death (and keep him to kill anybody), Kaito-kun, Aoko-Chan, Giselle, a pokemon named MewTwo, Karen-chan, and everyone who's joining their 'heroes of Awesome' Team....And now Maxwell too, who's was turned into a cat by one of Akakao's spells.

But you have to deal with Rufus. That's even worse, I'm sorry for you Tiky.

[tyki_tock]

I'd say it's your fault for associating yourself in any way with the Heroes of Awesome brats. I wouldn't go anywhere near that island if the world were ending and it was the last place left in the universe.

But you're right, I do have to deal with Rufus. Thanks for your sympathies.

[clockmaster]

Kaito and Aoko are my classmates, and Tropical land is theme park form our city. I just can't let them alone in that state, and the other children wanted ice cream so they come with us, then they wanted to play in the park. Akako said that they bring out my paternal side so..duh.

How you get mixed with him? if you need help, tell em something, I'm used to his antics too.

[tyki_tock]

So you got roped into it, I see. I didn't realized that Tropical Land was a park. I had it in my head that it was an island. What's a 'theme park'?

I can handle Rufus, don't worry. Doing so without snapping and ripping out his liver may be more difficult.

voice

[humblepoise]

Drinking is bad!

((She's six ): ))

[tyki_tock]

Is it bad? How come?

voice

[humblepoise]

Because...Because it...ruins your liver.

[tyki_tock]

Only if you drink too much.

Livers are overrated anyway.

How old are you, my dear?