my brother rocks

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[_lani]

in that picture with your brother w/ the candy cane, i though you were him and i was like "WHOA! THEY LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE!" and then i said "wait a second, niggah. thats the numba one stunna."

AND YOU MENTIONED A TURTLE!
I HAVE A TURTLE!
this is him:

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how did you lose her?

[_lani]

shes seeing another lady friend.
ALLIE IS A CHEATER FACE.
but we still make out.

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sex.

[_lani]

indeed, indeed.
seXxX...w/ three x's cos thats naughtier.

...hm. that kinda made me sound like a porn star.

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you sound like a porn star because you said three.

[_lani]

if i said four, would that make me sound like a mega ultra porn star?

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maype like paris hilton. you need to say 9 to be like jenna jameson.

[_lani]

oh curses.

jenna is my cousin, i bet you didnt know that.

ok.

i lied. shes not realted to me at all.
but i bet you thought it was cool at first!

and i bet you were thinking "oh man, that niggah is gonna be a porn staaaah too cos it runs in her family."

yeah, i know how you think, stunna.

NINE
did i do it? am i mega porn star now?

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you are!!!

[_lani]

SCHWEET!

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i just let off my mega porn star ultra violet super power rays!