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[twoninths]

It's strange how this place moves in fits and starts. Sometimes nothing seems to be happening and then suddenly a thousand things happen all at once.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. I feel a list coming on. Please, indulge me!

I have, in these past few days:

1) Found a very odd ring, buried in the sand on one of those islands.

2) Arranged some tutelage

Comments

[distant_dragon]

"Kept".

You make it sound as if it's such a hardship.

[twoninths]

Ah-hah! That fully depends on your definition of the word, my friend.

Though, I would wager you haven't seen his hair first thing in the morning. There are some hardships I must bear alone.

[distant_dragon]

Does he have you on a leash or something?

...it's that bad?

[twoninths]

Peculiar that you would start there. Perhaps this is once again my "being British" as Throne has taken to putting it. I meant it more in the sense of being financially supported by another.

In all directions, it sticks! Sometimes he doesn't bother to comb it before he goes to work.

[moonlit_mirage]

You could perhaps persuade him to make some of those creations in his journal. It would be interesting to see.

[twoninths]

I would, but he is such a shy boy. And tempermental. Artists, you know?

[moonlit_mirage]

For some reason yes, I think I do. Artist.... Fascinating.

((OOC: His hand writing is a little sloppier and bigger then normal.))

[twoninths]

They can be. Until you live with one. Then it is mostly "Do the dishes! Stop setting yourself on fire!"

[twoninths]

You all seem to be so convinced of that! I thought it best that I give it a go as well. Hopefully I will not acquit myself too poorly.

[twoninths]

I would be delighted to join your club, Trust, but I hardly dare hope that I could ever be a suitable match for you.

[flamesfromashes]

This skill of kicking people in the face sounds pretty useful. Almost as useful as being fluent with the word "fuck."

[twoninths]

Unfortunately that one seems well beyond me. And it does not seem like the sort of thing for which lessons would be of any practical value.

It should come from the gut, as my roommate would say.

[flamesfromashes]

Huh. Guess I'm lucky I just got the natural fuckin' talent.

Don't worry though, man, some day someone's just gonna kick you real hard in the balls, and before you know it, you'll be sayin' fuck like a pro.

[twoninths]

I believe the word I would use for that is "bugger."

[1artificialgirl]

A roommate...?

[twoninths]

Indeed, Ms. Vanilla. My friend Throne appears to be moving up in the word, and he has graciously deigned to take me along with him.

[1artificialgirl]

That is very nice of him.

[twoninths]

You would think so, wouldn't you?

Only it's a trap, you see. So that he can throw fruit at me and scandalize me with his hygiene and loose morals.