Little Girl: tell me daddy whats sex?

Dad: when a woman and a man love each other or they loose their cable...they do a little couple's hand-shake

Little Girl: hand-shake? whats that?

im a really bad person.

had this huge fight thing with my mother. about my hair color. it was really really bad. kristen was there. moms still mad at me.

its fucked.

thinking of not even having this journal anymore. to addicted to commenting to kill it.

ive found something out today.

I DONT LIKE HAPPY PEOPLE

The more fucked in the head you are the more i like you.

Those Damn Fucking Canadian Aliens!

Saw The Forgotten.

It was Good.

eh...

Damn the Man! Save the Empire!

there is GAY MAN LOVIN on the sox's DVD. oh yes ( Read more... )

do you have the time to listen to me whine?

sometimes i give myself the creeps.

does anyone else think its strange that when you vomit you defy gravity?

this is what id look like with short hair.... just from the head up...we all know i cant look like a boy from the neck down.


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