The COA
Title: The COA
Author: I'mDarthFlaus
Fandom: Multiple: Power Rangers and Avatar: the Last Airbender
Rated: FR-13
Disclaimer: It ain't mine.
Notes: Total crackfic. Blame me reading The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth too many times. Can anyone guess what the last line is supposed to mean?
“Hello everyone,” the emcee began. “I’d like to welcome you to the first annual COA Awards. These awards are to highlight the best of the best when it comes to saving the world and truly being a Chosen One. Now let’s get started.”
“In the Category of Best Power Boost we have 3 nominations: Buffy Summers, Willow Rosenberg, Alexander Harris and Rupert Giles for their Sumerian enjoining spell; Connor McKnight, Kira Ford, and Ethan James for the Triassic Ranger; and lastly, Aang of the Southern Air Temple for his Avatar State.”
The Sunnydale crew crossed their fingers, with the exception of Rupert Giles who was busy rubbing his glasses. The Dino Thunder Power Rangers fidgeted in their seats with excitement. Aang sat still. If he won, he won, if not he didn’t. His friends however were fidgeting constantly, even more than the power rangers.
“And the winner is-What the hell is that!” The back wall had been blown apart. Eleven people stood there.
“You didn’t invite us!” The leader called. She stepped out of the thick smoke to reveal…
“Buffy?” Giles asked.
“NO!” the figure replied I am bUFFY! And this is your doom!”
“Yeah!” called what was probably tOPH!
“You failed to remember that within every light there is a dark. Within every character there is a non-character. Even a Sue!” said cONNOR!
“But Sues are evil!” called Katara.
“Yes, they are,” said kATARA! Who then promptly turned around and smashed her lips against zUKO!’s, giving him a long deep kiss.
“We so didn’t need to see that,” Said Connor.
“Then you of course won’t mind the fact that this is YOUR DOOM!” said bUFFY!
“You said that already.” Said Giles.
“Oh.” Then bUFFY set herself into a battle-ready stance. Buffy came up and the two began to fight. All bUFFY would do was punch with her right hand. She kept doing that, while the true Buffy danced around giving blows all over the false Buffy. bUFFY finally gave up and ran out crying.
The other’s of the sue group followed.
“How did you know how to beat her?” Kira asked.
Buffy smiled. “She was a sue. Sues are one-dimensional. I used four.”
Author: I'mDarthFlaus
Fandom: Multiple: Power Rangers and Avatar: the Last Airbender
Rated: FR-13
Disclaimer: It ain't mine.
Notes: Total crackfic. Blame me reading The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth too many times. Can anyone guess what the last line is supposed to mean?
“Hello everyone,” the emcee began. “I’d like to welcome you to the first annual COA Awards. These awards are to highlight the best of the best when it comes to saving the world and truly being a Chosen One. Now let’s get started.”
“In the Category of Best Power Boost we have 3 nominations: Buffy Summers, Willow Rosenberg, Alexander Harris and Rupert Giles for their Sumerian enjoining spell; Connor McKnight, Kira Ford, and Ethan James for the Triassic Ranger; and lastly, Aang of the Southern Air Temple for his Avatar State.”
The Sunnydale crew crossed their fingers, with the exception of Rupert Giles who was busy rubbing his glasses. The Dino Thunder Power Rangers fidgeted in their seats with excitement. Aang sat still. If he won, he won, if not he didn’t. His friends however were fidgeting constantly, even more than the power rangers.
“And the winner is-What the hell is that!” The back wall had been blown apart. Eleven people stood there.
“You didn’t invite us!” The leader called. She stepped out of the thick smoke to reveal…
“Buffy?” Giles asked.
“NO!” the figure replied I am bUFFY! And this is your doom!”
“Yeah!” called what was probably tOPH!
“You failed to remember that within every light there is a dark. Within every character there is a non-character. Even a Sue!” said cONNOR!
“But Sues are evil!” called Katara.
“Yes, they are,” said kATARA! Who then promptly turned around and smashed her lips against zUKO!’s, giving him a long deep kiss.
“We so didn’t need to see that,” Said Connor.
“Then you of course won’t mind the fact that this is YOUR DOOM!” said bUFFY!
“You said that already.” Said Giles.
“Oh.” Then bUFFY set herself into a battle-ready stance. Buffy came up and the two began to fight. All bUFFY would do was punch with her right hand. She kept doing that, while the true Buffy danced around giving blows all over the false Buffy. bUFFY finally gave up and ran out crying.
The other’s of the sue group followed.
“How did you know how to beat her?” Kira asked.
Buffy smiled. “She was a sue. Sues are one-dimensional. I used four.”