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[twistedcabbages]

For a limited time only, the official jacket of a hero! Only lightly worn, this brilliant red varsity jacket has a large "B" on the right side, will fully button up, and wearing it will grant you the burning soul of one who protects everyone's smiles!

Only one left in stock, folks! Starting from 250 USD! That's 24850 yen!

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[wolfingoatcloth]

Where can I buy this at?

[twistedcabbages]

Right here! just give us your address, credit card number, parent's credit card number, and how passionately you want to become a hero of justice!

[wolfingoatcloth]

[Information given]

I really want to become a hero of justice, so that I can protect everyone's smiles! So that they no longer need to fear for duel monsters trying to take over the world or brainwash them!

[twistedcabbages]

Done. check your closet.