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Spitefic: Better Loving Through Suicide

Jan 26, 2011 01:19

Title: Better Loving Through Suicide
Author: gehayi
Fandom(s): The Twilight Series
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,189
Summary: Post-canon. Ten years after their marriage, Edward and Bella will stop at nothing to make each other happy…even if it means that each of them has to die.
Chapter Inspiration: Chapter 18 - The Funeral
Author’s Note: indigostohelit pointed out that " ( Read more... )

rating: pg, character: emmett cullen, warning: character death, character: edward cullen, book: twilight series general, character: rosalie cullen, length: 1000-5000, genre: comedy, warning: suicide/suicidal ideation, character: bella swan, spitefic type: pov switch, spitefic type: logical extreme

Comments 15

cutepoisonlola January 26 2011, 22:45:31 UTC

I laughed so hard at this:

He said he didn't miss it. After some thought, I realized that I didn't either, since the two times that we'd had sex, I'd blacked out.

And I giggled through the rest of it. :)

gehayi January 26 2011, 23:12:25 UTC

He said he didn't miss it. After some thought, I realized that I didn't either, since the two times that we'd had sex, I'd blacked out.

What's ridiculous is that that's canon!

And thank you! I'm very glad that you found it funny.

cutepoisonlola January 27 2011, 17:32:59 UTC

lol! I know. :)

calenture January 27 2011, 00:57:15 UTC

I lost it at the real hole in Bella's chest. This fic is brilliant.

gehayi January 27 2011, 01:02:27 UTC

After all the comments about the Goddamned Hole(TM), she deserved that!

And thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it!

quicksilvermad January 27 2011, 06:52:17 UTC

You are amazing.

And I would actually enjoy reading stories about Rosalie and Emmett raising Nessie *spits at that name* (possibly changing her name?) in Australia.

gehayi January 27 2011, 06:58:18 UTC

Oh, they totally change it. (The kid HAAAAAAAAAAAAATES her name, and so do Emmett and Rosalie.) They change it to Charlotte McCarty. Emmett wanted it to be Charlotte Leia McCarty, because both Leia and Leah are awesome, but Rose said no.

Oh, and Charlotte is for Charlie, BTW.

kseenaa January 29 2011, 11:46:41 UTC

*lol* That is just bloody brilliant! X-D

gehayi January 29 2011, 18:51:02 UTC

Thank you! This one was a lot of fun to write.

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gehayi January 30 2011, 23:21:43 UTC

Thank you! I'm so glad you liked it!

I HAD to give her a literal hole in her chest. If you complain for an entire book about how the imaginary hole in your chest means that you can't breathe and that you are always bleeding, I think you deserve to have to deal with an actual wound.

Oh, Australia's definitely a bit sunny. (Though it won't be so bad if they live out in the bush with practically no neighbors.)