Spitefic: Ninety (1/1)

May 20, 2012 22:52

Title: Ninety
Author: inmh
Fandom(s): Twilight Series (Could fit for just about any)
Rating: PG-13/T
Word Count: 471
Inspiration: Because after having three beloved pets die because of assholes who couldn't be bothered to follow a simple damn speed limit, I'm not inclined to Edward's driving practices. At. All.
Warnings: Language
Summary: In which Charlie ( Read more... )

spitefic type: take that, genre: general, rating: pg-13, spitefic type: how it should have gone, length: 100-500, character: edward cullen, book: twilight series general, genre: comedy, character: charlie swan, spitefic type: logical extreme

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kermit_thefrog May 21 2012, 15:16:09 UTC
This made me cackle triumphantly. :D

Geez, I haven't run into many really bad drivers in New England myself. Although I have a problem with pedestrians--I hate it when they decide that since I am stopped behind another car waiting for a green light, they can just waltz in front of my car to cross the street INSTEAD OF USING THE CROSSWALK ALL OF FOUR FEET AWAY. Yes, our town now has longer red lights, but THE CROSSWALK IS SAFER. CARS CAN STILL HIT YOU IF YOU WALK OUT IN FRONT OF ONE AND DON'T SEE ANOTHER COMING TOWARDS YOU.

We do get roadkill this time of year, though. :( Poor squirrels.

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inmh May 21 2012, 15:40:15 UTC
THANK YOU! :D

I have. -____- I live in a part of New Hampshire where I'm one hour from Maine in one direction, and one hour from Massachusetts in another. So we get a lot of varying drivers as well as our own, including ones not necessarily aware of our driving laws.

SQUIRRELS! :( I see so many of them too.

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inmh May 21 2012, 16:35:26 UTC
THANK YOU! :D

Realistically, he would have had his ass kicked so many times, because the police are not blind. And with Charlie, there's no way he's not going to get any consequences. :3

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hyperactivator May 21 2012, 21:37:16 UTC
Please write a sequel where Charlie gives Edward's "parents" the control your teenage idiot speech.

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inmh May 22 2012, 00:48:42 UTC
EEE, I MAY HAVE TO NOW. :D

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sinestris May 24 2012, 05:06:37 UTC
Happy birthday dear Charlie~

Beautiful. <3

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inmh May 25 2012, 02:46:16 UTC
THANK YOU! :D

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NO WORDS. JUST GIF. quicksilvermad May 24 2012, 17:48:26 UTC

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Re: NO WORDS. JUST GIF. inmh May 25 2012, 02:46:37 UTC
THANK YOU! I ENJOY THE GIF-AGE! :D

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