Also, I think this series could have been much improved if Harry was as sassy as PPP Harry. Like, before Lord V is all "Harry Potter. The boy who lived." or whatever there in the forest and Harry P. could be all like "SUP MOTHAFUCKASSS! Oh and hi to the dog, too. No, not you werewolf. I'm talkin to Lestrange." Much more epic intro IMO.
And also I think Harry P. needs a snazzy catchphrase so everytime something happens to him he can say it. Something along the lines of WHAT THE SHIT ALL YA'LL GO TO HELL or something.
"Hello, my name is Harry Potter. You killed my parents. (...and a lot of other people I loved) Prepare to have your ass kicked and name taken. Then I'll let you die, you worthless motherfucker."
Then again, "Die Motherfucker!" is much more succinct.
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And also I think Harry P. needs a snazzy catchphrase so everytime something happens to him he can say it. Something along the lines of WHAT THE SHIT ALL YA'LL GO TO HELL or something.
I need sleep. XDDDDDDDD
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"Hello, my name is Harry Potter. You killed my parents. (...and a lot of other people I loved) Prepare to have your ass kicked and name taken. Then I'll let you die, you worthless motherfucker."
Then again, "Die Motherfucker!" is much more succinct.
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