Who do I trust? Me.

[twinsnakes]

It seems odd that the only times I ever really update this thing always follow a streak of debauchery. Is that the only thing in my hollow life that I find interesting enough to record and share with the world, or is it simply because tales of excess and hard living ARE more interesting than "Today I went to work, blah, blah" posts

Comments

[anonymous]

When you get the results from your STD test back, call me.

[twinsnakes]

First of all, they're not called STDs anymore, they're STIs. And if you really want to know how the test went, I got two A's and a B. Asshole.