Anyone but Jaaaaaames!

[emptyyourself]

[Hastily scrawled in that familiar handwriting of his, because he is clearly not thinking straight enough at the moment to make this a private conversation:]

Devlin, is this your idea of a joke? I sign your contract and the next day you bring that arrogant swine here?

...

How lucky for me I have my wand, wouldn't you agree?

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[sirjamesithy]

Wait.

Do I know you?

I could guess, but I might be wrong.

And you got your wand? I'm going with 'no fair!'

[sirjamesithy]

Thirty-eight?

You are almost forty when I am only almost twenty?

Sorry, Sev, I'm too shocked to even try and respond to you calling yourself greater than me...

[What? How did that happen? Snivellus grew up?]

[emptyyourself]

Don't you dare call me that.