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t_x_unit in twilightzonerpg

Change In Directives

Dec 14, 2010 21:15

Approximately 500 batches of successfully baked cookies presently await consumption in the dining area. I am an efficient chef.

I dislike West's influence.

{t-x}, gabriel, [journal entry]:, james t. kirk, james wilson, {spencer reid}

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goldn_boy December 14 2010, 20:18:36 UTC

Dammit. I was going to make cookies!

t_x_unit December 14 2010, 20:26:41 UTC

There seems to be a higher than average level of ingredients.

goldn_boy December 14 2010, 20:32:18 UTC

But you've already made... plenty.

What kind?

t_x_unit December 14 2010, 21:07:16 UTC

West has clearly prepared for this eventuality. Everything required is here.

Achieving multiple varieties of this task has not lessened the necessity to manufacture more.

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a_tricky_one December 14 2010, 20:40:40 UTC

Wow. That's a lot of cookies. I just made one batch of Jolly Rancher cookies. Which I didn't even know existed until now.

It's the first time I've ever baked, so I burned the crap outta my hand.

t_x_unit December 14 2010, 21:09:18 UTC

You should not have attempted this with faeces upon your hand.

a_tricky_one December 14 2010, 21:20:46 UTC

Ha!

Good one.

t_x_unit December 14 2010, 21:29:41 UTC

Good what?

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manipulatvebtch December 14 2010, 21:06:59 UTC

What kinds did you make? We can all make different kinds right?

I've got dibs on Macadamia nut, both with and without chocolate!

t_x_unit December 14 2010, 21:09:55 UTC

Multiple varieties.

You are excited.

manipulatvebtch December 14 2010, 21:21:04 UTC

Yes, multiple varieties. And yes, I am excited. I've always loved baking.

t_x_unit December 14 2010, 21:32:22 UTC

What purpose were you most skilled in?

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youcallmespence December 15 2010, 03:11:34 UTC

I love cookies.
I love cookies.

I also sort of like this sweater.

t_x_unit December 15 2010, 03:14:10 UTC

You should consume the successive batches I and others have made in the kitchen, should you not wish them to rot.

The sweater, however, should be worn.

youcallmespence December 15 2010, 03:16:19 UTC

Will you be there?

What kind of cookies did you make?

t_x_unit December 15 2010, 03:20:53 UTC

Multiple varieties. I attempted to alleviate the compulsion's source. It did not work.

Why are you interested in my location?

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house_onthehill December 16 2010, 15:09:05 UTC

...Goddamn that's a lot of cookies.

t_x_unit December 16 2010, 18:03:24 UTC

It is a lot of cookies.

house_onthehill December 16 2010, 18:27:20 UTC

I tasted one; pretty good. How you practically mass-produced them I'll never know.

And we can all agree West is an asshole.

t_x_unit December 16 2010, 23:00:58 UTC

It was intensive and I am efficient. I like being efficient.

Yes, West is an asshole. He should piss off.