Saint Kenny Boy

[twfarlan]

Gods damn him, he's done it again! Ken Lay has not only escaped punishment with death, OH NO, that's NOT ALL he's done! The Christocrats in office might as well go ahead and beatify him as their first saint, because he's pulled off TWO miracles

Comments

[archanglrobriel]

Yeah, that's kinda what I thought was gonna happen. I know just enough about the legal process to have thought this was how it was gonna play out. And between you and me, I don't care what the coroner finds out...rich people have a lot of ways to get their needs met. A quick call to some people who'd "help a feller out" with some untraceable drug that simulates a heart attack and Kenny Boy saves his family the indignity of penury plus escapes becoming some hulking behemoth's cum dumpster in prison.

So...when are you gonna take over the planet and how can I help?

[twfarlan]

I hope they can prove it was a suicide and thus rule that he cannot escape that way... but it's probably unavoidable.

[twfarlan]

To this, I can only respond with this article.