Obligatory post of original fiction

[twenty_til_12]

Under recommendation from the lovely uglytidings, the first chapter of my NaNo that's been gathering dust since last year. She was bored and if nothing else it'd give her something to do

Comments

[uglytidings]

Why do I still have the 'curse you Mhairi!' tag? Shouldn't it be 'praise you o divine oracle'?

[twenty_til_12]

Because the best, most awesomest tag?

[uglytidings]

Fffff best, most awesomest tag ever is my Motherfucking Famiglia tag.

[twenty_til_12]

Whatevs, yo. What. Evs.