In the land of fail

[tweekstar]

Fail:

1. Miscarriage; failure; deficiency; fault; -- mostly superseded by failure or failing, except in the phrase without fail. "His highness' fail of issue." --Shak.

2. Death; decease. [Obs.] --Shak. I find myself in a state of fail this week, at least in relevance to my love life. What's this, love life? Well it seems I had a brief glimmer

Comments

[caprinus]

Well, at least this rant is epic win!

Yes, realizing that you are now seeing D's other smooth-talking side is a good insight. It's like an illusionist's trick -- "oooh, so that's how you make a relationship disappear! Now I see!"

[tweekstar]

Haha.

Yes, I'll have to take notes for future use since apparently this is what all the cool kids are doing these days.

[tweekstar]

At times like these I do wish I was bisexual. But I'd be super competitive about the whole 'who has better boobs' thing.

Now if they could figure out a way to make a vagina into a cock, then I could probably manage okay.