Overall, I've been to only about half my lectures.

I've decided to stop going for the most part.

It will be funny when I end up above the 50th percentile.

Waterloo has been treating me well—very well ( Read more... )

Apparently something is going on at UW, and they have the average for my top six 4U classes at 89.67% right now. This means I'm not elligible for the $2000 President's Scholarship — because you need 90%, and universities DON'T round up ( Read more... )

total student loans from osap...
(drum roll please...
ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-daaaaaa):

$201

wooooo!
i'm going to be riding high this year.

see you in the slums, fellas,
that's where i'll be living
when i'm evicted for nonpayment of rent

then there's this


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It's not that I hate school
but I didn't feel like putting clothes on today

and the school thing
requires me to wear clothes
So I'm sitting in my boxers,
a vain exhibitionist
longing for voyeurs

The University of Waterloo
has offered me the President's Scholarship,
which is worth $2,000.

What greatness!

I haven't even sent in
my full application!

Cheerily I am bouncing
up and down in this chair.

I know what I have to do.

Congratulations! You've been admitted to the University of Waterloo for
Honours Mathematics/Business Administration, Co-op.

I'm so damn excited. I am dancing and jumping around and yelling to myself!

So I wrote this poem way back—in January, presumably: "down".

It got into my school's poetry anthology, Constellation, which isn't a very prestigious achievement because just about every submission is accepted.  Anyhow, I thought nothing of it at them time.

But a couple of days ago some friends mentioned how they read last year's Constellation ( Read more... )