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[code_4268656637]

File Classification: Staff (outgoing); Staff (injury/illness); Alien (Identified: Tetrabrachian)
Note: Update delayed due to illness. In re Alien see file #QXVY3343.

Comments

[anyjen]

Of course Jack would start by teaching them filthy words and bad pick-up lines in Intergalactic Standard. I strongly suspect those make up about 80% of his vocabulary (the rest would probably be apologies and/or excuses, for when his advances aren't well received and things go South). XD

And Jack with boobs...?

...I ....don't think I want to picture that.

...but why do I suspect Jack would find the idea exciting...? :P

(but, hey, even normal men can lactate, so...)

[iceshade]

I think Jack would be pretty excited to develop breasts. XD

(to avoid a double post) Oh Gwen... I laughed at her notes.

[anyjen]

He'd probably even warm Ianto up to the idea, eventually. He has ways... XD

[code_4268656637]

Everyone always learns the naughty words first!

[ladykorana]

Hehe. Poor long-suffering Ianto. I can just see him taping that last page to the outside of his blanket burrito!

[code_4268656637]

I figure he propped his diary up somewhere that Jack would have to trip over it or move it to get to him :)

[chamilet]

Oh Ianto. Of course you need more gropes and sex!

[the_rainbow_jen]

You broke my brain with the underlined "breast augmentation". Thank you.

[droolfangrrl]

Sadly, I can't see the images.

[kel_reiley]

we'll be working on a text only transcript soon!