Archive Hello! It's been a little bit but only cause I kept putting off making this entry cause. I've been very tired. So tired.but hey here you go!
Warning for a single sim butt
ONWARD
Starting with sparkle birthday for Willow!
Aw :D
Aw D:
Well. Go forth child do as you--
uhhh
She just went around and made a bunch of beds. Dunno why. And this doesn't stop either she is CONSTANTLY making beds
Why
idk
But hey WALDO IS CUTE
And saying normal words like Teddy!
Layton: "My wife and my father in law have left this world and I will be here for a while yet and this depresses me. I'm not sure I thought this through."
Willow: "Is that why you smell like a pile of garbage? You haven't showered or something because you haven't had the will to go on?"
Layton: "Oh. no no. That's the dumpster diving."
Raven demanded a tattoo
She was completely on board
Oh hey Lance! Out working I see
Then he ran out
We saw nothing
Well I didn't as your opinion I like the arm sparkles
CUTE
Babies? BABIES
Uh
You ok?
Anyone?
Raven: "Waldo, could you take out the trash please? Thank you."
He'll get right on that
OLD
OLD!!!!
Still a rockstar though
I sent Willow out to make friends (haha) and PROTEST!
Oh of course
What did lady bugs do to you
No friends were made but she had a good time playing soccer all by herself
.......Yes that's trash. You clean it.
You---
ok
OLD
OLD!!!!
Here we see Virgil taking after Lance
Take your bets on if Layton or Lance/Ursa will live longer
....I don't think that's how you do it but idk
Hey Layton
LEAVE THEM ALONE
Et Tu, Willow
I mean they are your parents so it's understandable
So the squirrels are multiplying
Issac is living his best afterlife
Spoop.
Ursa: "You know, dad died once. But. Somehow he came back... I don't fully get it. But I know he misses you."
Issac:"We all miss him too! Taylor--"
Ursa: "No. He misses you. Specifically."
Lllllllllllleisure day
Listen y'all didn't win heir, no W names
Again. Tried to send Willow out to make friends
Again. Failed. But she had fun so???
And I saw Vincent challenging his pregnant wife to a hotdog eatching contest
Really. You're SUPER OLD great grandpa beat you in a breath holding contest
I guess he just lives there now
No he finally emerged. And when he did he had a tan
cause that's how it works
So she's actually level 4 now in work. I don't know how. I don't know if I'm doing something WRONG cause she hasn't worked a single day in her life. but she keeps just. randomly going up in her career? By just existing.
??????
Apparently someone being in front of the fridge is grounds for fainting
Glad you're concerned for your super dramatic daughter, Virgil
WHY IS SHE LIKE THIS
Layton: "I WILL OUTLIVE YOU ALL."
Raven: "I doubt it."
Layton: "....."
Then he fled, hating food
To go complain about friendship to the stairs
yanno as one does
Behold
Ursa: "Have you seen this CUTE picture of Waldo?"
Raven: "Have YOU seen my radtacular tatts?"
Yeah they still don't get along
Willow's thousand yard stare is induced by the fact a person from school is coming over and SOCIAL INTERACTION
Her name is Kate!
And at least.. Kate is happy she's here??
Kate: "Oh! Wanna hear a funny joke I heard at lunch today?"
Willow: "A joke?"
Oh
Willow: "I know you're simply trying to provoke laughter or bring about amusement..."
Kate: ....
Willow: "However, I'd prefer you didn't. I've never really understood these... Jokes or found any 'humor' in them. There's much more interesting things we could talk about. Like today's english lession!"
Kate: "I uh...."
You ok Kate?
Well.
Willow: "Apparently the topic was too much for her."
Apparently
So. Kate left and Willow went out to play in the sand
something they both could have done but yanno
And then- WILLOW
Really. Are you ok?
Her bladder meter was not in the rest idk what happened she was just MAKING THE BED AND HAVING A GOOD TIME
I'm so worried about you
Well good
And time for WALDO
What a CUTE--
......but........
You were such a happy baby....
There we go
Grumpy and friendly. that'll be interesting
............Never change, Lance
Oh why are you doing this
Unsatisfactory
Ursa: "Oh! It's the birthday boy!"
Waldo: "Um. Yeah. That's me...?"
Ursa: "Let me pinch those chubby little cheeks-"
Waldo: "SCREECH."
DENIED
wow I've never seen that happen
You're gonna be an absolute delight aren't you
That's all for now! Thanks for reading!!!