The Disaster Legacy - 2.4 + Heir Poll
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Pokemon Ultra Sun and Moon comes out today. I figured I better post this before I am lost
I'm also sick
ONWARD - Poll is closed!
Layton: "Did you really suggest to your sister that she SELL herself? So you could make money?"
Umber: "Uh. Yeah? It's called running a business."
Umber: "But I guess that's not something you could understand, mister self proclaimed 'genius'."
What a delight you are.
Umber: "You're not even that smart. If you were, you'd do more than just water plants all day."
Layton: -GASP- "You take that back! I love my plants..."
Layton: "Can we continue this conversation inside, dear. It's hailing. It's getting painful."
Umber: "Sure. Whatever."
Is... Is that not what you were doing
Umber: -sneak sneak- "Hey mom."
Taylor: "Hey, sweetie."
Umber: "I'M BETTER AND MORE EVIL THAN YOU'LL EVER BE!"
Layton: "BWUH!?"
Umber: "Aaaaaah heh. That was fun. Gonna go watch some TV for a while, wanna join?"
Layton: -grumbles-
Now you know how it feels
Layton: "I need comfort."
Well, Taylor is home so--
...Or you can run to Issac. Who is clearly having a moment with Swift but yanno
Issac: "Ah, yes of course I think you're WONDERFUL, Layton."
Swift: "Now can you please get out of the bathroom?"
Layton: -Sneak sneak-
Layton: -sneakity sneak sneak-
Layton: "..um"
Unity: "Hey dad."
Unity: "I'm busy with something so, if you don't need anything...?"
Layton: "No no. I'll wait."
He had 'scare' in his queue and just stood there while she ignored him.
You'll be okay
You always have Issac
Elise! :D
Wow what a huge surprise
LANCE :D
Ursa: "I've been learning some new songs if you want to hear them. I still need to practice but--"
Lance: "It's perfect, you're perfect, never stop playing."
Thanks for the imput, Umber
Umber: "You know, I'm not scared of you. Just cause you're grumpy doesn't mean shit."
Taylor: "EXCUSE ME?"
Umber: "Oh, are you DEAF as well?"
Just a DELIGHT
Sure, sure
The friendship these two have will never cease
Maybe they should just get married at this point
I LOVE IT
Oh hey. Ursa made a very artsy friend :0 Her name is Marlene I think?
Though. They just wanted to do homework with Ursa
Man: "And who are yOU?"
Ursa: "I'm Ursa, a friend of-"
Man: "YOU DON'T LIVE HERE."
Ursa: "No. I don't."
Man: "So why are you HERE? I ain't adopting any more kids!"
Ursa: "You seem really stressed out."
Man: "....Yeah."
Ursa: "Maybe I could help. I could play you a soothing song."
Man: "....."
Ursa: :D?
Man: "Get out of my house."
Unity: "Hello, Damon~"
Damon: "Hello."
Damon: "Something seems different about her... I'm fairly certain she looked different at school today."
Damon: "No matter. I'm here to study."
Unity has other plans. Clearly.
Unity: "Hey, Damon. Before we study why don't you take a long look in this direction and tell me what you think?"
Damon: "Hmmm? Oh!"
Damon: "Thank you for the reminder, Unity! I've been wanting to meet your grandfather!"
Unity: ".....Deep breaths...."
Why does EVERYONE love Issac so much
Damon: "I... I'm sorry I've just always been a huge fan of yours, Sir. I've followed your political career very closely."
Issac: "I was in politics?"
Ursa: "Can all of you move please?"
Umber: "Hmmm...."
Umber: "Grandpa, you're ruining Unity's date by being here!"
Issac: "I live here."
Umber: "Maybe you shouldn't LIVE here!"
Issac: "Don't you take that tone with me young lady or I'll stop giving you morning hugs! Still evening though. I'm not completely cruel."
At least Layton is enjoying this
Issac: "And see, Unity has this all under control!"
Unity: "Do I have your attention, NOW?"
I'd say that's a maybe
Unity: "Why don't you stay for dinner then you and I can have some time together."
Damon: "That sounds perfect, love."
Damon: "-GASP- Ursa! How are you!"
Unity: : )
Damon I know you really like this family but Unity is your girlfriend
Umber: "That's facinating grandma Swift, but dads been standing behind me for the past five minutes, let me handle this."
Layton: -prepares to scare- "You--"
Umber: "Dad. It's not gonna work. Let me show you how it's done, alright?"
Unity: "Homework is done. Dinner is done..."
Damon: "Yes?"
Unity: "So, how about--"
Umber: "HE'S ONLY DATING YOU FOR YOUR STATUS!"
Unity: "UMBER."
Before you ask, Unity, no you cannot kill your sister
Unity did at last get some alone time with Damon
He however wanted to gaze at the house
He apparently has high hopes for his future
First thing the next morning, Umber immediately set onto her favorite target
Layton
Layton: "Do you ever tire of relentlessly mocking me?"
Umber: "Do you ever tire of being an IDIOT?"
Well we never said she was good at her insults
Then they BOTH started sneaking up on Issac
Layton however, was quicker
Issac: "Oh no. I hope no one tries to scare me. Oh no."
Layton: "BLAAAAAARGFBMVD"
Issac: "aaaah."
Issac: "So scary, Layton."
Layton: "Hehe."
Umber: "I would have actually scared him."
Likely
Then I decided to send the girls to the park. Umber wasn't on board even though my main idea was trying to find her some friends, potential romantic partner
spoiler: she doesn't
But this cat was there so it wasn't a complete loss
They also all three, without me instructing them to, entered the hot dog eating contest and uh
Ursa regretted her entire life
Umber: "Know what? Screw this."
Umber: "Wooo!"
Unity: "Hey weren't you in the contest too?"
Umber: "Watching you two puke your guts out is WAY more fun."
Ursa won
but she wasn't happy about it
TOBIAS :D
Glad you and your eyebrows look well
I let Unity play with some sparklers, against my better judgement
Thankfully she did not set anyone, nor herself, on fire
After throwing up, Ursa saw something that made her VERY HAPPY
LANCE!
Lance: (I need a tissue...)
.......oh
I love them, you guys ;;
Unity: "Wait. You want me to what?"
Tobias: "Sneak me back into the house. Listen. They won't even notice."
Unity: "They'll notice if suddenly another person is living there. And don't you have a family?"
Tobias: "They won't notice either."
Me too random lady
.......Unity
You could have picked a better spot to set that off idk
The subtle change in his expression is what gets me
But wooo Fireworks :D
Layton: "My daughter tried to kill me :) And it wasn't Umber."
I know, weird
YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE ISSAC
I just wanna note, I never tell them to hug. These are all their own decision
Then. It was PROM
The twins went too, but they basically just had a normal night. Ursa won prom queen AGAIN.
Umber however. I thought. Well. Maybe someone will ask her to dance? Or idk just have a nice time
But it's Umber
:(
I'm going to assume, Amy?
All things considered, I'd run too
And that was Umber's night
BUT THEN
Young adult time :D
She rolled Over Emotional
And same LTW as Swift
Then it was Ursa's turn
She rolled green thumb like her dad!
And wants lots of kiddos
And I didn't really document it like I thought, but the only sim Umber likes?
Ursa.
Taylor still hates birthdays
ALRIGHT. HEIR POLL time
Unity Disaster
Flirty, Artistic, Light Sleeper, Genius, Over Emotional
Dating Damon
Ursa Disaster
Lucky, Good, Family Oriented, Virtuoso, Green thumb
Dating Lance
The devil Umber Disaster
Clumsy, Excitable, Mean Spirited, Evil
POLL CLOSED - Thanks so much for voting :D you can see the results here!
http://www.strawpoll.me/14421227/r