Tears on the sleeve of a man ( Read more... )

I worked all day yesterday and then went out with some coworkers at the agency. One of my good friends there is moving on. I didn't even know she was such a freak until she was drunk as hell trying to lick my ear for about two hours non stop. She's great, love the ear fetish ( Read more... )

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I really want a freaking Apple Computer.. I'm learning to play guitar and love love music so Garageband makes me want to rob a bank and buy an Apple.. Maybe I should get a sugar daddy or a porn job.

I also really really want a Nikon D50

Materialism,Materialism,Materialism..

Why do I even bother?

Yey to no smoking in Jersey bars! I go to this bar every Wed to hang out with friends (since I leave Manhattan for the weekend too expensive) so now I'll never go home smelling like pork rinds and smoke!

Mondays suck.

I love when out of all the losers in a bar, the one who walks up to me is the Italian guy who's a doctor lives in paris who spoke to me with an extremely thick Italian accent. For all I know he's a toilet cleaner from Brooklyn but... did I mention the accent?

Well this can't be good for my hospital jitters ( Read more... )

Had to pitch to the media one of our clients due to the story below. Why does she think this is all a huge revelation ( Read more... )