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[turnaboutspirit]

ANNOUNCING THE GRAND OPENING OF THE EDGEYFEY MATCHMAKING SERVICES

Mister Edgeworth and I will be partnering up to help all you lonely people out there find dates!
♥♥♥
I know Mister Edgeworth has been a really really big help to all you already on the sly, but now we'll be twice as good and even the spirits will bless you with happiness and love

Comments

1/??? This could get epic

[objectedly]

...

[turnaboutspirit]

You just meant officially! I went ahead and made it official for you ♥

[objectedly]

[ This is Edgeworth facepalming ♥ ]

Just a nightmare... just a nightmare.

[turnaboutspirit]

What are you talking about, Mister Edgeworth? You're wide awake!

[objectedly]

Then it's a curse. It has to be a curse. At midnight it will be all over.

1/2

[turnaboutspirit]

But... Mister Edgeworth. You don't wear glass slippers.

[turnaboutspirit]

Do you?

[ 1/2 ]

[objectedly]

. . .

[objectedly]

Men do not wear glass slippers, Maya.

And investigators do not run matchmaking businesses.

Is this making sense?

[turnaboutspirit]

Everybody's allowed to have hobbies, Mister Edgeworth!! Don't let anyone make you feel bad for being who you are!!!

[turnaboutspirit]

You really mean that about not matchmaking, though, don't you?

[objectedly]

And the slippers.

I'm sorry, Maya. But our Agency is not where a matchmaking service should be set up.

However, I am willing to help you set it up in a different setting, if you are interested in starting such a business.

[ooc; Gentle but serious. :| ]

[turnaboutspirit]

I just wanted to be helpful.

[ooc; Feeling so useless now that she can't train properly or assist Nick.]

[ 1/2 ]

[objectedly]

(... don't look like that. )

[objectedly]

...

Did I say that you were not? You've just given me a very good idea, Maya.

[turnaboutspirit]

I did?