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[turco]

*Saunters into his living room and takes a deep breath*

I sense issues.

*takes another breath*

Possibly precipitated by hormones.

*takes a third*

Conclusion? The womenfolk are bitchy displeased. But seriously, what's going on?

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[_finduilas]

*is perusing this month's What Crossbow? with a lusty eye*

Hmm? Going on?

[turco]

There's issues afoot, I can smell them in the air...or maybe it's just Airwick...

[_finduilas]

Oh, noooo...everything's hunky-dory here. I just bitched out Daernaneth for fraternizing with The Enemy. Don't worry, she's seen the light.

[turco]

Hm. Must be the Airwick then. What is that, apple? It's nice.

She was what? She was fraternising with Fingolfin? Oh, no no no no. She mustn't do that. She has to dehumanise him into a faceless enemy, so as not to feel any compassion when she destroys him.