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fuck claires.
I just wasted 15 dollars on three packages of NOTHING. -
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i woke up this morning with no jack in the house, and no jack in the backyard ( Read more... ) -
i hope i dont start my period today also, ft. worth ink tonight!
Today is the day I've been waiting for since November.
I can hear the heavens just a singing. -
give it to me straight.
Vagina Dentata! -
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Tonight it's hands up at the palladium loft with my best friends and on the 26th at 3 it's tattoo time with Bill Barrett. -
baby i got your money.
I just tried to bake a cake and it looks less like a cake and more like a pile of literal shit.
Now I am really worried; Who will marry a girl that bakes shit cakes?! WHO?! -
Writer's Block: Funniest Thing Ever.
When I was little, my sister and I would roll croquet balls on the curb sitting spread eagle. I said something to piss her off, and she sent the croquet ball ultimately flying and it popped up and knocked my front tooth out.
I want nothing more than to live in a house on Krueger Ave. with Shaun and for our doorbell to recite Freddy Krueger quotes ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Makeover! Or: Creepy Crawlies
Woah, two choices to write about?!
I will go with neither.
I am catching up on my laundry, I opened an account at a real bank like a real person and it's nuts. I also squared away all of my school shit and am feeling good about it.
Also, Bill B. is back this month for a couple of weeks guest spotting at Liberty Electric and basically that means it's ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Some words to live by...
"Don't borrow trouble" and "Don't spend your money unless you have to".
I live by neither.
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I want to win the lottery.
Buy me a lottery ticket.