Computer, this is your bitchmaster speaking. [nortonantivirupreparetodie]

[tsuzukinoai]

× ♥«F€R®£t» ♥ says:
( She dyes her hair, wears no shoes, makes house models out of compressed hair, did a performance art piece years ago with a dead cat in a stroller and has a necklace made of dead mice.)
× ♥«F€R®£t» ♥ says:
I don't know if she's crazy or brilliant.
[Lady Lamb] says:...it's amazing how often those two things tend to

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[fujiappletan]

(Of course we'd have to alter it every once and a while, since Itachi would be in the heels and with the French ambassadors daughter. But still.)

HA HA. French.

*is shot*

And I hate myself for not being able to find the icon. D: *tried and failed again*

ok

[peffly_the_poet]

sorry youve lost your inspiration alex could try posing nude for you but then he would be brought up on charges and no one wants that. hope that made you smile i havent had much to smile about eather recently if youve ever missed somthing bad enough to cry in public then you know where im at right now.

[messer]

Lots and lots of Masako babies, BABY.

AHA. I have this impulsive desire to just shout "LAWRENCE BABIES". God, there must be something horribly wrong with me. Really now.

We'll be like humanoid rabbits, Lawrence and I--I'm telling you.

ANYWAYS, MY FELLOW CONGESTED FRIEND. I WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW... COMRADE. That sounds delightfully terrible.