13 - April Fools Day Event Post

[tsukurimasho]

The phone's been ringing so much in the house! Ms. Reisen, Papa Demoman, do you know what's going on?

Who keeps calling? Are we getting more visitors than usual or something?

Hello?

Comments

[beardonfire]

Y'AARRRR!

1/2

[tsukurimasho]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Silence for a few minutes... Chiyo ran away from the phone in fear.]

2/2

[tsukurimasho]

[Then she comes back.]

Um... are you a pirate, mister?

[beardonfire]

Am I a pirate?

[sudden_karakasa]

Urameshiya!

[tsukurimasho]

Are you a ghost?

[sudden_karakasa]

No.

[tsukurimasho]

Oh... were you trying to scare me?

[CLUELESS CHIYO IS CLUELESS]

[overlyingsmile]

You have a lot of people calling you?

You've become more popular, Chiyo-chan!

[tsukurimasho]

Have I? I've been getting so many calls so far today!

[overlyingsmile]

You have! Popular people get phone calls all the time!

Girls at school who talk to everyone, celebrities who gave out their number to one person, aliens who receive messages daily from students!

You've become as popular as they are!

[chiyo_dad]

GREETINGS, DAUGHTER WHO IS IN AMERICA.

BUT IS IT TRULY FREE?

OH GOD WHOEVER YOU ARE YOU WIN A MILLION INTERNETS

[tsukurimasho]

Um... free? Well, I think it is! If this really is America.

<3'S Azudai.

[chiyo_dad]

AH, BUT HOW MUCH IS THIS AMERICA? BECAUSE ONLY THE TRUE AMERICA HAS THE CORRECT PRICE. IF IT IS NOT THE RIGHT PRICE, THEN YOU ARE UNFORTUNATELY IN NIGERIA.

AND... THIS MAKES ME ANGRY.

[killsforapples]

Hyuk hyuk. Did you know Shinigami like apples?

Oh god you win internets too.

[tsukurimasho]

They do? I bet there's apples here!

... What's a Shinigami, mister?

B)

[killsforapples]

Really...? I love apples! I haven't had one in days!

...hyuk hyuk.

Re: B)

[tsukurimasho]

Ohhh, so you're a Shinigami!

Well, Mayfield's got apples! I think. But it's a pretty dangerous place. Are Shinigami powerful?