'twas the night before christmas, and all through the house not a creature was stirring except for the fucking mouse that seems to have moved into my coat closet. >.< the landlady's son who lives behind me has been duly notified several times, and has been in my house to set traps several times, and there's still a mouse running in and out of my
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I am intrigued. Are the cranberries IN the cheese? What kind of cheese? Do tell!
she was also curious how i remembered "these aren't the droids you're looking for" and that mos eisley is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
More importantly, how does one NOT remember those classic lines? REALLY, now! :D
the neon green sweater (it was the 80s), the shoulder pads (again, the 80s
Yaym '80s! Asymmetrical ponytails, ripped, off-the-shoulder sweatshrts, and neon-pink leg warmers, yup, I've got my own list of '80s fashion sins too. XD
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clearly my sister does not hang out in very nerdy corners of the internet, and does not have very nerdy friends. she did however remember leia complaining "will someone get this walking carpet out of my way?"
did you have the big scrunchy socks, too? i remember people layering two socks in different colors. i had a pair of leg warmers, too! i just don't remember wearing them out of the house. (pretty sure they were a bat mitzvah gift.)
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But a mouse? Legit mouse? O.o Goddammit, that's not funny, landlady's son, how about an exterminator? Mice are fucking gross, and where there is one, there is room for more to come in. We used to have them in the house I grew up in. Our cat took them down like a pro, but it still didn't stop until Dad crawled through every corner and every nook, found the mice holes and sealed them off. I was just talking to my sister about the day I was doing dishes and she was having breakfast in the kitchen or something, and I stood on a stool to put a dish in a high rack which put me at eye level with the tray under the rack, and there was a goddamn mouse there staring at me. Dragging its mouse butt through the clean dishes. THE PLAGUE. THIS IS HOW THE PLAGUE GETS YOU.
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the striped pants were very 70s and i don't mean that in a positive sense, but to be fair i was a small child and did not dress myself.
a legit mouse! there were two, but a mousetrap caught one. fortunately i've never seen one in the kitchen, but this one is in the closet where i keep my suitcases and the extra sheets and blankets and pillows for overnight guests! in fact i took everything out of the closet tonight and looked it over to make sure there were no holes chewed in anything, and there aren't, but still, there's a mouse occasionally running through my front closet where i have stuff.
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