i'm gonna piss on it.

and then i wake up and remember ' oh wait, that really DID happen' and my day is instantly ruined.

those were the first three words to pop into my head just now. they makes no sense at all.

that reminds me of the one episode of the simpsons, where lisa sees the marquee that says 'yahoo serious festival' and she goes 'i know those words, but that sign makes no sense'

i wish that, for one day in my life, i could avoid being a total fuck-up.

10 run
20 suck
30 go to 10

i think i'll just pay someone five bucks to let me throw them off a bridge

i'm gonna go jump off a bridge, later.

i have homework, now. man i hate school. i'm so glad i don't have much more of this crap.

at this address.

johnny mathis - it's not for me to say
a vocal rendition of serenade in blue

that's it, i think. no one has those two anywhere. and i need them, like whoa.
you'll be my best friend.

i think right about now, my life needs a sick breakdown.

like

'whuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'
dun dun dun weeeeeeeeeeeeee
dun dun dun weeeeeeeeeeee weeedly weeedly
dun dun dun wwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
etc.