File 28 - [Video Post]

[truthinfortune]

[And here we see Naoto--still sporting cat ears and a tail--sitting with a blanket in her lap and six tiny, newborn kittens in her lap. Three marmalade and three dark colored tabbies. She appears quite content while she pets their fur with her fingers. The kittens squirm about and mewl loudly.I have kittens now! They were born just this afternoon.

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[truthinfortune]

[Naoto gives you a deadpan look.]

Did you forget that the stray cat I've been feeding was pregnant? They belong to her.

[truthinfortune]

Well, I suppose I'm her owner now... In any case, I don't see why people would think just because I have cat ears that I could give birth to kittens. It's biologically impossible.

[satellite_idol]

Ohmygosh, this afternoon?

[truthinfortune]

That's right. They were already born when I got back home from school today. The mother was curled up under the porch. I just can't leave them out there in this cold weather, can I?

[satellite_idol]

Oh... they weren't yours, of course!

They're sooo cute, though! Do you know what you're going to do with them?

[truthinfortune]

...Of course not. [eyebrow quirk]

Well, once they're old enough, I'll pay to have them vaccinated and then I'll try to find good homes for them. The mother will need to be spayed, as well. I think Kanji-kun has already started trying to name them... He's already choosing a kitten for himself.

[maraihi]

You had kittens?

[truthinfortune]

No. The stray cat that I've been feeding got pregnant. She just gave birth to them today.

[maraihi]

How cute!

[truthinfortune]

Once they're old enough, I'm going to find good homes for them. Maybe Nanako-chan would like one... [ears droop a bit] She's always left home alone, so perhaps a pet would keep her from feeling so lonely...

[redheadcarrier]

...

[truthinfortune]

...They're not mine, if that's what you're thinking.

[redheadcarrier]

Of course not! That would be... silly.

Heh. Huh.

[truthinfortune]

Precisely. And the cat ears mean that I'm a virgin, which serves as further proof that they're not mine.

I've been feeding this stray cat, and she got pregnant. She finally gave birth to them under the porch, and I couldn't very well leave them all out there in this cold weather, so I've taken them all in.

[mnkeywrenchjams]

...You and Kanji had kittens?

[truthinfortune]

[Giving you a deadpan look.]

Don't be stupid. It doesn't work like that. The ears mean that I'm a virgin. If I was the one that had the kittens, I wouldn't have the ears anymore.

[topsiclevacuum]

AEWO;RJFA;SDLKFJ NO

[truthinfortune]

Don't listen to him, Kanji-kun. He's just being obtuse now.

Anyway, I've found three more people who each want to take a kitten home, once they're weaned.