Voicemail

[trustshisbarber]

"This is Jameson's voicemail. Leave me a message but make it brief! I don't have time for long-winded crap. Thirty seconds or less! GO!"

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Phone Madness!

[raspberryturk]

"Me, stop bein' deranged? Now where the hell's the fun in that, anyhow? Look, pal, how's about I keep bein' deranged, you come on over here, and I rearrange that pretty little snooty mug of yours, huh? ... Puh. Deranged, yo."

[From here!]