Mexico is one fucked up place. I spent my last night in a drunken rage kicking the shit out of everything I saw. I think I did a good 200 or so dollars in damages and took out about 15 lights. There was a path of destruction leading to my hotel room yet I wasn't caught by those crooked Mexican cops, instead I fell into a coma woke up checked out ( Read more... )

Do 8 grams of coke in 4 minutes, blow up a station full of pigs, shoot your brother in the back of the fucking head, it doesn't matter what, just fucking do something! I hate being complacent and you should too, question shit and then fuck it up.

A few terrible words of wisdom from a dumb shit

I wrote this for English, it took me about 20 minutes so its not the best but its long and if you're lazy, don't read it cause I hate bitches like me who leave long entries ( Read more... )

"You honk that horn again and I'll bash your fucking skull" (pulls his head back in the car window and turns around) "Now Ryan, that was not the right way to handle that situation"

R.I.P. Kevin

Fuuuuuuuuuuck Spring Lake. These Grand Rapids are a bunch of jokes, I'm just gonna start peddling coke out here, I'll be fucking rich in like 2 months these kids are hungry to impress each other. If I see another tricked out Grand Am I'm gonna have to pull out my 12 gauge bucket and start unloading.

One of the biggest relivations I've had in my life was realizing that The Rolling Stones are the shit and that I'll never be your beast of burden, understand?

Forks up Forks down Forks sideways

You can sit up in the front with the ringmasta with the ring a ding ding a ling a ping masta!

I'm the kneckcutta and i'm three blocks away...
I'm the kneckcutta and i'm two blocks away...
I'm the kneckcutta and i'm one block away...

I'm chillin, I'm illin, with my guts all over the ceiling...

My wonderful mother suspended my AOL account so IM at, StirMeUpBob