I know not many people read this, but for those of you who do I only ask one thing. Please pleeaaaaaaaase just stay true to yourself. Fuck this stupid culture, i dont want to see girls turn into whores i don't want to see you make out with other girls or get naked just to get some attention. <--as much as it pains me to say that. Do they ever even ( Read more... )

New racial slur for indians i made up. Curry flavored brownie. So for those of u at wayne state or anywhere else TRY IT OUT

This semester fooks just as hard as fucking a fat girl with aspirations of being a praying mantis. Not only do u have to deal with the indignity of doing a fat girl, but she cuts your head off afterward. But then again the cutting off the head part might be a good trade off for this semester.

Oh and as a sidenote FUCK SHITTY STATISTICS

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wR_29Oz93mk

These guys totally fuckin own the media. Pieces of shit that they are.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt7WZTKrXQE
^me^

If you would, give me a list of your three favorite songs. Either that or a favorite band so i can check it out.Oh and if anybody says justin timberlake i will fricking kill you.

I was watching tv late last night minding my own business when i hear a rustling coming from the kitchen. I mute the tv and walk towards the sound and as i get closer it stops. So i sat there quietly and it started again, it was coming from under the sink (dun dun dun) so i grab a broom and begin to open the door getting ready to smack any ( Read more... )

My little brother (Branden)had a birthday party today and later on in the night they got a little bored. So i set up a game of capture the flag for them and figured why the hell not play myself. I completely forgot how awesome just a simple game of capture the flag is, especially when ur 4-5 years older than everyone else. :)Sooooooooo i know this ( Read more... )

Had a pretty freaking awesome day today.