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THE BASICS

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Name Jael
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Gender male
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Age 24
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Screen Name For which service
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Birthday August 8th
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Race primarily Mexican
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School/Grade high school grad
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Job financial rep/unemployed
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Status of what
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Hometown Channahon
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Current ( Read more... )

Morbid maybe but that is how I have been stating it was my birthday for a few years now it is not meant to sound like a downer it is just me. Apart from this the other day I got to hang out with Kristen, we went to the park, that we hung at when I was home in June three years ago, I think it was dark then,  and Des got to play on the slides then we ( Read more... )

A - Age: 6 hours shy of 24

B - Bed size: Queen

C - Chore you hate: doing dishes by hand

D - Dog's name: Odius Rexus Maximus AKA Odie

E - Essential start your day item: Shower

F - Favorite color(s): red black blue silver

G - Gold or Silver: silver

H - Height: 5' 10"

I - Instruments you play: clarinet saxophone, want to learn the guitar

J - ( Read more... )

So I have been in therapy for the last month and it seems to be going well and I have been encouraged to write more as a way to help me process things so I am going to try and do that though not a whole lot has been happening I have been looking for a job with no success, I am trying to sell a scooter but having no luck yet, though it has only been ( Read more... )

Who knows you the best?
-not completely certain, raise your hand if you know me best

Who was the last person to call ( Read more... )

R.I.P. Dear friend... Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:

Knowing ( Read more... )

Wax the ceiling
- Rearrange political campaign signs
- Sharpen your teeth
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings
- Braid your dog's hair
- Clean and polish your belly button
- Water your dog...see if he grows
- Wash a tree
- Knight yourself
- Name your child Edsel
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U.S. COAST GUARD ENLISTMENT OATH
"I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the UNITED STATES COAST GUARD because I know being in the real military scares me. However, I swear to defend our position as the fifth branch of the Armed Services, although at one point we were under the Department of Homeland Security. I understand ( Read more... )

This past week has been a fun one, Tuesday Becca, her friend Kathrin, Kristen, Taylor, Connie and me all went swimming at the joliet water park me and Becca got burned pretty bad and I have finally started to peel which means I am almost done with it I think, hopefully Becca's is healing well too. After we were done with the park she dropped off ( Read more... )

So I got to go to a cook out for the office and learned that our RVP is moving Des Moines to get a freshe start from everything that has happened since she got to RVP, which is understandable there has been a lot of problems she has had to deal with, after her move and transfer to a new heirarchy we will not be in the same office and will be ( Read more... )