Twenty-Four [Video/Action for Goldenrod or Wherever]

[trouser_chimp]

[The Pokegear falls to the ground with a loud thud. It seems to have fallen from a tree. In the tree, from where the Pokegear fell, on a bench, is a small orange monkey. He seems to be trying to stay out of sight, but of course has already failed. Is it crying?

As the same with my other posts, if you want him glitched somewhere else, by all means

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[Action] it is a personal favorite of mine

[trouser_chimp]

[He runs and hides behind the tree, since he is naked and all.]

You're right, mere apologies won't make up for this! I need to do the only honorable thing and end my miserable existence!

[Action]

[trouser_chimp]

[He tries, and fails, to break a branch off the tree.]

Maybe of these would be sharp enough to slice my pathetic throat... or maybe the way of the noble samurai, through the gut!

[Action]

[trouser_chimp]

It's truly a miracle that someone so awful as myself can exist.

[he sighs, falling to his knees.]

I don't deserve your aid.

[Action]

[trouser_chimp]

[He folds his hands over his lap to hide his 'other monkey'.]

I will admit you are taking this very calmly. Or perhaps the shock of everything you have seen has reduced you to this!

[Action]

[trouser_chimp]

That must be it! You've been so disgusted and traumatized that you're building an immunity to it!

[Action]

[trouser_chimp]

You poor soul! Yes, it's true, no one is strong enough to be immune to my disasters!