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[trouser_chimp]

[In the kitchen, Mistral and Ritsu are making a cake, when Ritsu begins to scream...]

I'M SO SORRY MISTRAL! ONCE AGAIN I'VE COMPLETELY WRECKED UP A PERFECTLY GOOD RECIPE, AND NOW THE KITCHEN WILL BE FOREVER STAINED WITH MY DISGUSTING FAILURES!

... Ritsu, it's not a big deal, all you did was drop an egg!

I'VE WASTED A PERFECTLY GOOD SOURCE OF PROTEIN!

Comments

1/2 (Have a knight if you will? And a lover of cute things?)

[a_severed_fate]

[And Tear rushes in.]

Hey, what's going on in here?!! I heard lots of screaming! Is everyone all right?

[She skids to a halt. Her eyes lock onto monkey!Ritsu (I assume?). Now wait for it!]

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2/2

[a_severed_fate]

...How cute!! ♥

[She has no idea what it is, but it's adorable.]

[trouser_chimp]

[Monkey squeak!]

I'm so sorry! My awful noise making has bothered an innocent soul! These cursed lips of mine should be sown shut forever to prevent these terrible moments!

[a_severed_fate]

Oh, no need to apologize. I admit it was distracting to hear all of that shouting, but... it's quite all right. I'm sure you had a good reason.

...so cute... I wonder if he'll let me...?

[Attempts to pet monkey!Ritsu, looking a little too happy about it. She's a total sucker for anything remotely cutesy.]

[trouser_chimp]

[About to cry and wail some more... but monkey likes the petting, yes.]

I'm sorry...

[a_severed_fate]

It's okay. I forgive you. I'm not certain you really need my forgiveness, but you seemed concerned about it...

I'm fairly sure everyone will understand. You don't have to apologize to them constantly. If you're worried about whatever you've done, then strive to do better next time. Continuing to cry about it will only make you feel worse about yourself.

[More petting. Have some. ♥]

[trouser_chimp]

I'm sorry! I really need to stop crying, but I am such a deplorable emotional mess that puts all men to shame!

[Little bit of a tail wag. But fate has urge to ruin adorable moment... ]

[a_severed_fate]

[Stops with her petting, and kneels on the floor.]

There's nothing wrong with men being emotional sometimes. You just can't let your emotions get in the way on the battlefield, otherwise your opponent may take advantage of it.

[trouser_chimp]

Battlefield...?

[POP! Cute adorable widdle monkey is now an almost adult male naked human.]

1/2

[a_severed_fate]

Yes, battl---

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2/2

[a_severed_fate]

[Tear does something she doesn't do often - she screams(!!).]

AHHHH!!!!!

[And she scoots back about 3 feet.]

...

...wh-what??! But-- I.... it--...!!

[She's been struck dumb, and is now blushing profusely.]

[trouser_chimp]

...

I'M SORRY! IT IS MY FATE TO CAUSE THE SUFFERING OF ALL THOSE AROUND ME! OF COURSE I WOULD TURN BACK IN TIME TO RUIN YOUR PRECIOUS EYES! I SHOULD JUST STICK MY HEAD IN THE OVEN AND LET IT BE DONE WITH, FOR THE GOOD OF ALL HUMANITY! I APOLOGIZE TO YOU, I APOLOGIZE TO THE WORRRRRRRLD!

[At least he's putting his dress back on while screaming.]

[a_severed_fate]

Uh... n-no... but...

...what?

But the...

...and then...

[Scarred for life. I think she's been cured of her fangirl tendencies.]

[trouser_chimp]

[And dressed! And... now sobbing on the floor bowing.]

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so very sorry...

[a_severed_fate]

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Um, pardon me, but...
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...why are you wearing a dress?

[trouser_chimp]

... Wearing women's clothing makes me feel soothed...