Just a few quotes from lunch today:
"The last thing I remember is starting a drunken rampage in a midget bar."

"I think that's a federal offense, making a bong out of a human skull."

"You're from east Texas. Surely you've eaten some kind of brains at some point in your life."

Sometimes I love my coworkers.

In case you guys don't know it, CVS has a frequent buyer program, and since they're directly across from my office I use them frequently. The buyer program gives you coupons whenever you spend $X where $X is some amount that I have not determined. The idea should be, of course, to target you based on demographics and purchasing patterns and have ( Read more... )

On Wednesday of this week, at two minutes and three seconds after 1 o'clock in the morning, the time and date will be:
01:02:03 04/05/06

That won't ever happen again in our lifetimes. . . you may now return to your normal stuff.