But it's CANADA DAY grandma!

[troublesometiff]

Canada Day was stupidly cold. Mercifully, I was working in the dive bar for double time and a half. Barstaff from other restaurants like to hit us up as we are ALWAYS open, even on Christmas day, and will serve essentially everyone (with the exception of pregnant crack whores. ) They tip really well and are generally amicable, so I let them linger

Comments

Camille

[anonymous]

I've never felt more proud at this moment....well that's right up with how Canada Day was spent with all of us together. Eating sacrificial lamb and beastiality talk...

Re: Camille

[troublesometiff]

whether or not that guy had sex with a duck is still up for debate. his defensiveness about the sanctity of the act for the preservation of the institution of marriage was very telling indeed.

that and cabinet of chaos, all in one explosive Halal day!

[anonymous]

i have a hat that says, "Canada: America's Hat" :)
-Benedict

[born_against]

I mark Canada day with lavish gifts and celebrating the birth of my saviour (John. A. )

[troublesometiff]

I heard Ignatieff was just visiting you Mandy! How did that go>?

Firepower

[anonymous]

what the
Hell

are you
talking about

Re: Firepower

[troublesometiff]

im talking about you. you shouldn't let your grandma boss you around like that.

man up.

Re: Firepower

[anonymous]

meh. shes just bitchy cuz i'm the one that introudced you to Grandad.

its a burden i'll just hafta bear

[fordarkness]