Bathroom /= Nursery

[trouble4hire]

I don't know why spiders seem to think my upstairs bathroom is the perfect place to give birth to horde of tiny creeping spawn, but I want it to stop. I want to be able to brush my teeth in peace without the lint starting to move. I want to call my beloved upstairs without a tone of "and by the way, the bathroom is full of bugs, please take care of

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[beowabbit]

Consider your distant hominin ancestors, recently having climbed down from the trees to the lush savannahs of Africa. Could they pee in the middle of the night without fear?

(Then again, they weren’t paying rent for four walls and indoor plumbing to keep the lions out.)

[trouble4hire]

I think peeing without fear is one of the highlights of evolution. These higher coginitive functions should have some payoff, if I'm going to trade super-senses and upper body strength for them.
BTW, guess who has two opposable thumbs and saw "Rise of Planet of the Apes" this weekend?
*this guy*