in my home office

[trollpete]

Cat farts are disgusting.

(all right all right, I'll post something relevant in a few minutes. I don't want to come back from a month-long LJ absence JUST to tell you I have to vacate the room now because of my cat).

eyes...burning...

Comments

[trollpete]

Not this time, no - my favourite is that you hear that little air poof and wonder, what the hell was that? for almost 3 seconds

[namfle]

Oh, usually they bolt, adn that's your first clue.

"Whoa, the cat just bugged out. I wonder OH DEAR LORD THE FLESH IS PEELING FROM MY FACE!"

-elf-

[namfle]

Kenzie?

-elf-

[namfle]

WIFT!

Bleh.

-elf-

[trollpete]

THAT'S THE SOUND EXACTLY!

[namfle]

murnkay taught me the word. Apparently he's very familiar with it!

-efl-

[trollpete]

I dunno - two dogs and three cats, and so far the cats are winning (and we're losing) in my house. We buy more air freshener than toilet paper.

[las]

Cat burps aren't good, either ... nor cat breath ... all cat ejecta is pretty much unspeakably foul.