Bloke clean-ups vs lady clean-ups OR, How To Keep Your Lady Happy.

[trojansharpskin]

Blokes: if you want to keep your lady happy, pay close attention. A bloke clean-up is very different to a lady clean-up. If you're wondering why your lady nags you and is grumpy at you for no apparent reason, it could be that she is fed up with cleaning up after your shit and with you still not having done something you told her you would do

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[lissylonglegs]

OH GOD so true. Why are men so bad at this, I cant figure it out.
My biggest hate is that Nic always talks about how much he works around the house as if he deserves a medal BUT he spends hours doing fun work like pruning trees or painting stuff and I have to do the boring shit like washing up every single day. And then when he says "fine then, I'll do the dishes" he does such a bad job - roughly washing things under running water and using all the hot water in the process that I usually crack after about 1 minute and take over.
He's great, but really. There have been days when I've been too sick or busy to cook dinner in the evening and instead of having to cook, he'll just go hungry. Hnnng.

Also, I have never seen a man rinse his fucking plate. 10 seconds guys, makes our lives easier.

[trojansharpskin]

Like a girl friend of mine says, "IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII KNOW!!!" I've asked my flatmate to rinse off his dishes and frypan/pots after using them and leave them in the dish rack, and he NEVER DOES!! I'M NOT HIS FREAKIN' MUM AND IF I WAS I STIL WOULDN'T PICK UP HIS SHIT!!! I just leave them on the bench and don't wash them - I only wash what me and the 6 yr old use. And yeah I totally agree about the fun stuff, and us doing all the crappy stuff (like cleaning everybody else's shit off the toilet!!!) and then they wonder why we get so cranky!!!!!!!