come hither

[trivialaffair]

Title: come hither
Pairing: Hyukjae x bad pick up lines (Hyukjae x Kyuhyun)
Rating: pg-13
Word Count: 600+
Note: Inspired by Hyukjae’s hilarious come hither sexy face.
Warning: Crack. Bad pick up lines. Hyukjae wanting to get laid.
Summary: Hyukjae attempts to make his dorm mates come hither. No one wants to.

Comments

[ky_rin]

...punch him, Sungmin. What a bitch.

AND LMAO AT YESUNG NOT KNOWING HOW TO DEAL WITH A POSITIVE RESPONSE TO HIS MOLESTATION. AHH.

fuck, this was really funny ♥♥♥

THAT SAID, KYUHYUN MUST HAVE SOME HARDCORE HIGH PROCESSING SPEED HARDWARE.

[trivialaffair]

YESUNG CLEARLY NEEDS SOME MORE POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT IN HIS LIFE :D

aldskmfadlskf WHY DO I WRITE THESE THINGS LADKMFALDKF.

GEM SAYS JUMP AND I SAY HOW HI T_____T

ALSO YES. KYUHYUN CLEARLY PROCESSES VERY VERY QUICKLY LMAO.

[ky_rin]

CLEARLY YOU'RE JUST EASY FOR GEM

[catskilt]

ISN'T EVERYONE EASY FOR ME

[catskilt]

HI ILU AND EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS EVER

Everything was like, PERFECT. Especially Yesung's part. Him being confused and asking how to react LOL. Ryeowook being 'bewildered'. Sungmin sniggering. And SOFTWARE TURNING TO HARDWARE A;LDKJ;LJK

KYUHYUKKKKK <33333 A ha! The computer geek is alive after all! His interest must be peaked! LMAO. So you write great crack, you awesome BNF.

[trivialaffair]

LOL EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT ONLY YOU THREE WILL READ THIS, SO NO. STILL NOT A BNF, STOP IT YOU.

YOU'RE THE ONE I SHOULD BE BOWING TOO.

ALSO I HATE THAT YOU TELL ME TO WRITE SOMETHING AND I JUST GO...:D!

D: MY LACK OF WILLPOWER IS ATROCIOUS.

[catskilt]

DO NOT LIE. HOW MANY THINGS HAVE I BEGGED YOU TO WRITE AND YOU WERE LIKE "NO WAY, I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO" HMPH

[trivialaffair]

EXCEPT THEN THINGS LIKE THIS HAPPEN, SO. ASLDKFMALDKF HA THERE.

[nyw]

I'LL MAKE YOUR SOFTWARE TURN INTO HARDWARE
I'LL MAKE YOUR SOFTWARE TURN INTO HARDWARE
I'LL MAKE YOUR SOFTWARE TURN INTO HARDWARE

someday you need to write smut with bad dialogue, seriously, because this was so bad, it was good.

also: He sidles up to Ryeowook and peers over his shoulder. “Forget about making kimchi jjigae, I’ll show you something really hot."

all I could think of was Ryeowook with his new, beautifully sexy hair and his sexy model catwalk in Bonamana and his eyeliner and gaze, and I imagined what on earth Eunhyuk would have done if Ryeowookie had turned around and turned his newfound sexy smoulder on full blast for Eunhyuk's full benefit.

:D,,,,, suffice to say, my imagination is running wild.

[trivialaffair]

lololololol me writing bad dialogue smut is just, such a bad idea lmao.

I AM STILL ADLKFMADKF-ING ABOUT RYEOWOOK HAVING AB CLEAVAGE. IT IS JUST. WHERE DID THAT COME FROM O_o

YAY WILD IMAGINATIONS :DDDDD

[nyw]

somebody's promised abs, we're going to get them 8D

god i like this new ryeowook so very much.

[trivialaffair]

you and me both, bb *________*

[x_lain_x]

The reactions were priceless but Yesung's... I LOL'D SO HARD! XDDD~~

[trivialaffair]

lol it is so sad that i totally see yesung like that in my mind. so used to rejection lol.

thanks for reading! :DDDD

[xapplekiss]

Omfg this is epiiic. XD

[trivialaffair]

thank yeeeeeeeeeeee :)

[xapplekiss]

I demand smut. XD

[trivialaffair]

lol sorry, i'm totally the wrong person to demand smut from :P